woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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