Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
