So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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