my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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