omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Randomize
