I cockslap morals
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
