He uses pillows to masturbate.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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