K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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