Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
