No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How's work?
Spinning.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
