You're my little dorito
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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