haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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