I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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