That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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