I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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