Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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