dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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