doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
