Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I am morally bankrupt
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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