At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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