Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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