Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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