yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I understand Curling. That high.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
