It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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