So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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