idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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