you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize
