Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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