We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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