do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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