Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
