Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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