Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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