Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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