you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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