Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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