Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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