Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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