1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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