Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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