Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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