White coat. Heels.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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