I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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