Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
These tits shall not be calmed
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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