I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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