I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
you made out with another girl for some wings
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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