so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
