gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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