at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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