just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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