Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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