woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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