i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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