what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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