he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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