Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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