Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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