I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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